It's The Shits!

Original Post Date: March 1, 2009 via MySpace

Current mood:bored

It's stupid but I love it because Shit is my fave word.
For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, u dont no Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts u can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa
Shit. So from now on, no one can tell u that u dont no Jack Shit..Keep dis shit goin!